I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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