I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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