I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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