I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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