So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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