btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
