ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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