im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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