Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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