Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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