i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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