So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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