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• (737): View more from Texas

  at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why do you think she gets more guys?

  (1-603): View more from New Hampshire

  well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up with your vibrator in my face

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I have jury duty tomorrow

  (207): View more from Maine

  I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.

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