I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.