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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

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  It's worth it.

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  How worth it?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Back door worth it

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"

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  Perfectly normal.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Why is there a whip in the kitchen?

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