Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My dick has a subreddit
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...