so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
