I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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