found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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