Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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