What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You ruined the universe
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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