so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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