I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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