We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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