Duck Duck Cougar?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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