You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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