i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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