even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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