I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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