If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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