the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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