And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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