is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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