I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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