Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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