Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my sisters under your porch take her home
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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