She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do vagina's smell?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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