My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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