What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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