he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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