Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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