the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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