i was rollin on her like bob the builder
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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