Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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