Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
home. puking in laundry basket.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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