Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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