i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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