Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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