Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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