Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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