people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is Oprah even human
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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