Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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