dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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