I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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