doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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