I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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