I'm drive I can fine osifer
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
BRING THE BAGELS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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